Bienvenidos

My Name is Joe I like pokemon and cats.

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

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laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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17yr:

i just wanna make drake proud

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via disorder)

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